Found this on an ff.net profile. Made me laugh so much I had to share it with you guys. :D

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

I would have been dead in a second!
Check this out!

Kill it

Can you guys believe this?
I would have been SO dead. x|

Just something I did for fun. ;)

Your rainbow is shaded white.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You appreciate quiet moments. People depend on you to make them feel secure.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

Guys I love the sun! Ever since I woke up this morning the sun is shining and I love it! I know that our nature - at least in Germany - needs still more water but I can help it. I'm addicted to the sun. :D

Yesterday I created a new layout for my artfolio and finally managed to bring my showcase back online. I know it's been ages and I'm pretty sure that my World of Warcraft obsession was one of the reasons I haven't created anything in months! And because of that fact and because I think WoW sucks (it's not the same game anymore I fell in love with) I quit my account. Now I have more time for other things. More important things. And I really wanna go to a gym. Don't like my body. :/ And my condition is non-existent. I'm not in good shape and I wanna change it. :)

Wanna see my new layout? Check it out!

I'm also thinking about a new livejournal layout.^^

This entry is stuffed with spoilers for Fringe, Vampire Diaries and Camelot! Not much I think but I don't want to piss somebody up. If you are not up to date with this shows don't read my entry!



How is everybody?

I'm sorry for being absent these past weeks. I put a lot of effort in the World of Warcraft guild I'm part of but ... well, I'm not sure it was worth it. For the time being I quitted my account. The game can be so frustrating sometimes and it's supposed to be fun. And only fun ... Tried some other games and got kinda stuck with Cabal online. It's a nice game but I don't think I'll get as addicted to it as I was with WoW. Could be a good thing though. Really.

Found some time to re watch McLeod's Daughters Seasons 4, 5 and 7. Don't have the others. *snief* At least not yet.^^ And I finally watched the most recent Fringe, Camelot and Vampire Diaries episodes. Can you believe what Mr. Abrams did? I'm dying to see the next Fringe season. oO How could ANYONE not remember Peter? *dies* But something like that had to happen. It was just to good to be true that Peter and Olivia finally had their happy end.
The VD season finale was also heartbreaking. Can't believe what happened to Jenna. Loved her so so much! And yay, finally Stefan is out of Damons way to Elenas heart. <3 Sry, Stefan fans but I'm with Damon. *drools* Am I the only one who wants to see Tyler and Caroline become a couple? I love their chemistry. It's amazing.
And yes, I finally started to watch Camelot too. Wasn't sure I'd like it because two shows with more or less the same theme doesn't work for me. At least not until now. ;) Camelot has everything I miss on Merlin, but ... Merlin is Merlin and as amazing Camelot is... there is no Slash pairing and except for Merlin (who is kind of weird!) no hot guy! Arthur is sweet, and Gwen is sweet. They are sweet together but there is no fire. BUT I love Morgan a lot. She is how I imagined the evil witch should be. Merlin's Morgana is whiny at first and blinded by her hatred at last. No facets nothing. I'm not happy with what they've done with the great character of Morgan(a). She is not someone you would respect nor is she someone you would fear. And I really, really hope we'll see some better character shaping on Merlin's next season. :(
Plus I have to say that I like Camelot's Gwen more than Merlin's. Never was a big fan of Angel Coulbys Gwen. It's not her fault though. As an actress she is wonderful, but her character is boring and there are NO sparks between her and Bradley. I just can't ship them. It's so sad. :(

Other than watching loads of series I enjoyed the weather and the cooling right now. My garden really needs more rain. The grass already died. :( But my flowers and the new hedge are growing ... because I'm watering them every day.^^

Well that's it for now. Gotta go and check on my chicken. I'm starving.

Love you guys! ♥

Ich lese derzeit sehr, sehr viel übers Mittelalter. Nicht nur, dass ich inzwischen rund 300 Seiten von Bernhard Cornwells Artus-Trilogie (Band 1) gelesen habe, nein. Auch von Sabine Buttiger lese ich zurzeit so mal hier und mal da 'Das Mittelalter' und pflüge Wiki und ähnliche Infowebsites durch. Man will ja auch ein bisschen wissen, wovon man so schreibt. Also, mir geht das zumindest so. In 'Merlin' ist ja alles doch recht sauber und romantisiert dargestellt. Ich muss keinen furzenden Arthur sehen, aber manches könnte doch realistischer sein, mein ich. Ich versuch das dann immer wieder in meinen Stories umzusetzen, auch wenn es mir nicht immer gelingen mag. Aber das ist eigentlich nicht, weshalb ich euch jetzt hier schreibe.

Ich hab eben gelesen, woraus im Mittelalter (schätzungsweise zumindest) Liebestränke gemacht waren. Und da steht u.a. Verwendung fanden Substanzen menschlichen Ursprungs (Schamhaare, Sperma, Vaginalsekret, Menstrualblut), Tiere (Fische, Krebse), Tierteile (Hoden, Nieren, Leber, Hirn von Stieren, Hengsten, Hähnen) und Pflanzen (Alraune, Liebstöckel, Phallus impudicus, Hauswurz, Anis, Senf, Fenchel, Petersilie, Knoblauch, Sellerie, Zwiebel).
Also, das bringt einen doch zum kotzen und nicht in Wallung! oO Pfui. Oder? OMG, once again bin ich froh im Hier und jetzt leben zu dürfen. haha
Wusstet ihr, dass Frauen beim Sex keinen Spaß haben durften? oO WTF. Und was da noch alles verboten war. *schock* Was für ne grauenhafte Zeit das war.

Hey there! Yes I am still alive. Was pretty busy playing WoW. Like Cataclysm a lot. But the most important part is the amazing guild I'm in. Love the people there so much. It's always fun with them even if we suck at hero inis sometimes. *hehe*

I think I'm about to finish 'Revelations' soons. I just have to. Otherwise it's going to be a never ending story.^^

Started watching The Vampire Diaries recently. Cool show. Not as great as Merlin but nevertheless cool.^^ Anyone else on my flist watching the show?

Oh, just found something funny at youtube.com that I want to share with you. Have fun. :)

Someone cheered too soon.

I just realized that I really do have a backup of the sql database BUT I haven't saved the story text on the database. It was on the hard drive that is broken. So, now I do have all the details and author's listed and everything but the stories are empty. :/

Some volunteers here who would help me with a stupid copy/paste work? *puppyeyes* I do have the stories saved on my old old TrekNation. What you would have to do is simply look for the stories from one certain author, click, copy the text and paste it into the empty box at my new TrekNation. It's stupid work I know. But it would really help me a lot.

*sigh*

Gotta go and eat something. I'm starving.

I've been thinking...
Where the hell are the really good fandoms gone?

Never finished Gossip Girl season 2 - because it bores me to death! Always the same...
Watched Melrose Place reboot today and was like 'WTF?' Honestly, what is this bullshit?
90210 is nice, but - HELLO can someone please kill Annie and the boring new cast along? They suck like hell!
Lost also bores me. There are some nice episodes - sure - but I have to force myself to watch it. That is not a good sign.
Same goes for SPN. I NEED A SHIP, okay!?! (Don't say a word, Jenny. I know what you think right now. But I just don't feel like watching it right now. Can't help it.)

The only tv show I can watch without the fear to throw up is Fringe.

Other than that I'm rewatching my dvd collections of Star Trek (for my sci-fi needs) and Dawson's Creek (for my friendship needs).

There is NO really good Sci-Fi out there on screen and no fucking friendship show! How the fuck did that happen? It's driving me nuts!

THANK GOD I have Star Trek XI! It's the only thing that keeps my freaking muse alive. *sigh*

OMG, this can't be happening!
My fucking firefox (v3) was kinda buggy. So I thought should upgrade it to it's latest released version. Done. Well, I FORGOT TO FUCKING BACKUP MY FUCKING FAVS and now I can't access my admin panels and stuff, because I am stupid and can't remember ALL THE FUCKING passwords, urls and WHATSOEVER!

Oh yeah, and FireFTP doesn't work with the new release yet. So I had to check out again a new ftp client. And guess what?! Don't remember all infos to access my servers!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Can someone hit me in the face, please?

I can't even update The Creek, also the cover and beta is done and the fans are waiting for the new episode.

I hate myself today. :(

Gosh, I hate the weather. It's all cloudy and always raining. Can't stand it anymore! I want summer back. I wanna go into my garden, wanna go swimming with my boys. Wanna do anything else but sitting home in front of my computer.

I'm almost done with my first ELYSION episode and already started the second one. This is the only thing that makes me happy right now.

Watched a lot of Buffy lately, thanks to reveria who borrowed me all seasons. Never seen seasons 1-3 before.^^ Missing the Willow kicks ass part though, but she's kinda cute.^^ Spike rocks, but hell WHY did they have to bring up a annoying person like Dru? I mean... duh! She sucks like hell!

Gonna work on The Creek and the CSS for reveria today. Other than that I'll watch some tv, finish ELYSION and maybe finish reading the third DEFENDER episode. *sigh*

Have you every had pipe dreams? A so called castle in the air? One big dream that will possibly never come true? Wanna have a look at mine?

Dare to dream *sigh*
The biggest dream I've ever had in my life is to live in one day in a house like that one. Isn't it amazing? ♥

I need 10.000€ as starting capital. Anyone wanna make a donation? *lol*

Gosh guys I'm bored to death! Not that I have nothin' to do no that's not the point. But there is just nothing new to watch on tv for me. Still need my little break from Farscape and other than that there is currently nothing else out there for me to watch. Been watching the first 5 episodes of Supernatural season 2 last night and can't wait to see more. BUT helloooooo, where are all the great sci-fi shows?



I'm still in love with my rpg(s). Well, not with ÖSF but I lurve DeSF. My character just got married. *bounces* It's really loads of fun!

I just made a small update on my artfolio and added two new wallies. *hint-hint*

... Well, it's kind of strange, but without new Lost and SGA episodes I have nothing else left but Star Trek. And I am really feeling kind of lost these days. :(
Weather sucks, can't go to my garden. Even Tobias' birthday party literally fell into water because of all the rain.

I needed a new layout. Hope you like it. It's kind of simple and based on the one I created for my fanfic journal. *shrugs*

Just wanted to let you guys know that I am still alive and somehow kickin'.

Well, I'm kinda lazy those days. We are still not done with the damn sandbox for Tobias. :( It's either to hot to work on it or it rains. *argh* Well, but we've had a great day yesterday on Tobias 3rd birthday. We'll celebrate next saturday in our garden. Let's hope for sun. :D

I'm borded to death. Watching a lot DS9 lately, for capping, but ... well, nothing else can catch my attention. Even stopped watching Farscape for the moment. I guess it's a bit too weired for me right now. Season 3 of Lost is over, with a hell of a season finale! And I'm still not sure what to think about SGA with Sam Carter coming aboard. :(

The only fandom lights in my life are McLeod's Daughters and Star Trek - especially the RPGs I'm playing. Everthing else is just... blah... *sigh*

Because of my boredom I found some time to update my fanfic journal with some x-files and sga fics.

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Ich brauch mal wieder ein neues Layout. Und da The Boxer irgendwie sehr umständlich zu ändern ist, probier ich jetzt mal ein paar andere Styles aus. Also nicht wundern, wenn es hier die nächsten Stunde/Tage etwas seltsam aussieht und sich immer wieder ändert. Kann sein, dass ich etwas brauche, ehe ich ein Style finde - außer Generator - das mir gefällt und sich gut anpassen lässt.

Got tagged by aryshtin


THE RULES:

List five songs that you currently love. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now.

Post these instructions,
the artists, and the songs in your blog.

• En El Muelle De San Blas - Mana


• You give love a bad name - Bon Jovi


• Hands - Jewel ~ all time favorite


• La Camisa Negra - Juanes


• Losing my religion - REM

Then tag five other Livejournal
friends to see what they're listening to.

I tag danalein, astartexx, miss_strawberry, pfefferminzchen & ukumai