Just watch it.
Should also be available in english. Just search for xphone @ youtube. :D

Letztes Jahr hat jemand aus der Kirchengemeinde an unserer jährlichen Weihnachtsfeier eine Geschichte erzählt, die ich so klasse fand, dass ich in diesem Jahr darum bat, er möge sie mir doch bitte schicken.

Und nun teile ich sie mit euch. ;)


Ein Herr geht durch eine stille Straße eines besseren Londoner Viertels.
Am Eingang einer kleinen Villa sieht er, wie ein Mann sich bemüht, ein Pferd in den Hauseingang zu bugsieren. Er bleibt stehen.

Nach einer Weile sagt der Mann: „Wissen Sie, wenn Sie Zeit haben, könnten Sie mir ein
bisschen helfen.“

„Aber gern!“ Sie bugsieren also zusammen das Pferd die Treppe hinauf.

Als sie im ersten Stock angekommen sind, will der Herr sich verabschieden. „Ach nein“, sagt der andere, „entschuldigen Sie vielmals, das Pferd muss nämlich noch in die Badewanne.“

Nach einer weiteren halben Stunde haben die beiden das Pferd in der Badewanne verstaut. Es legt den Kopf auf den Rand und bleckt mit den Zähnen.

Als der Herr sich verabschiedet, fragt er höflichst: „Verzeihen Sie, ich möchte nicht indiskret sein, aber können Sie mir nicht verraten, warum das Pferd in die Badewanne muss?“

„Ja“, sagt der Mann. „Ich habe nämlich eine Freundin, die die Gewohnheit hat, immer nur „Na und?“ zu sagen. Schenke ich ihr ein Theaterbillet, sagt sie „Na und?“. Schenke ich ihr eine Rivierareise, sagt sie „Na und?“. Schenke ich ihr einen Brillantring, sagt sie „Na und?“.

„Schon recht, aber was hat dies mit dem Pferd in der Badewanne zu tun?“

„Nun, in einer Stunde wird meine Freundin nach Hause kommen. Sie wird in das Badezimmer gehen, um sich die Hände zu waschen. Sie wird zu mir gestürzt kommen: „Um Himmelswillen! In der Badewanne ist ein Pferd!“

Und ich werde sagen: “Na und?“


© Peter Bamm

Das Regenwetter deprimiert mich die Tage wieder etwas. Gestern war es ganz schlimm. Aber dafür ist der heutige Tag schon wieder viel besser gelaufen und das nicht nur, weil ich endlich mal wieder einen kleinen Plausch mit meiner lieben uena hatte.^^ *knuff*

Falls euch das Wetter zurzeit auch nervt und ihr ne Aufmunterung braucht. Jemand aus meiner WoW Gilde, der Jürgen heißt, hat mich drauf gebracht. Ich kann mir nicht helfen, aber ich kann mir seit dem Video nur noch sehr schwer das Lachen verkneifen, wenn ich den Namen Jürgen lese oder höre.^^

Kann das Video allerdings leider nicht einbetten. :/
Dodokay

Found this on an ff.net profile. Made me laugh so much I had to share it with you guys. :D

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

I would have been dead in a second!
Check this out!

Kill it

Can you guys believe this?
I would have been SO dead. x|

You Are a Humanitarian

You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense. You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends. Warm and caring, it's hard for you to close your heart to anyone. Affection is like air for you - you need to give and receive it to survive. Your strength: Your universal compassion Your weakness: Your unpredictable mood swings Your power color: Mauve Your power symbol: Butterfly Your power month: February

Amazing! It's so true.^^

Just something I did for fun. ;)

Your rainbow is shaded white.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You appreciate quiet moments. People depend on you to make them feel secure.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

Just for fun.

Does anyone know the Dilbert comics? My hubby always reads them on his cell. Sometimes he shows me one and today I just started to read it myself. And I love it. ♥

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

http://dilbert.com/strip/2011-09-04

Is your writing muse gone missing?
Check this out: http://oglaf.com/blank-page/1 *gg*

Just a little quote that made me smile. :D

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
- unknown

Addendum - found another one. Bit longer this time. But I can't stop laughing.^^

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

I was a little bored this morning so I took this little fun meme again to kill some time. ;)
It's been almost 2 years since my first time. *hehe* Thought it would be fun again.

1) Merlin
2) The Vampire Diaries
3) Fringe
4) Heroes
5) The Legend of the Seeker

( 20 Q's & 20 A's )

Afugrnud enier Stidue an der elingshcen Cmabrdige Unvirestiät ist es eagl, in wlehcer Rienhnelfoge die Bcuhtsbaen in eniem Wrot sethen, das enizg wcihitge dbaei ist, dsas der estre und lzete Bcuhtsbae am rcihgiten Paltz snid. Der Rset knan ttolaer Bölsdinn sien, und man knan es torztedm onhe Porbelme lseen.
Das ghet dseahlb, wiel das mneschilche Geihrn nciht jdeen Bchustbaen liset sodnern das Wrot als Gnaezs.
Wzou aslo ncoh Rehctshcrieberfrom?

UNGLAUBLICH, oder?
Aber keine Angst, so werden meine Stories, Posts, Mails etc künftig NICHT aussehen. ;)

Hey there! Yes I am still alive. Was pretty busy playing WoW. Like Cataclysm a lot. But the most important part is the amazing guild I'm in. Love the people there so much. It's always fun with them even if we suck at hero inis sometimes. *hehe*

I think I'm about to finish 'Revelations' soons. I just have to. Otherwise it's going to be a never ending story.^^

Started watching The Vampire Diaries recently. Cool show. Not as great as Merlin but nevertheless cool.^^ Anyone else on my flist watching the show?

Oh, just found something funny at youtube.com that I want to share with you. Have fun. :)

OMG. Das ist soooo lol. haha *g*

Wie man sich besser nicht bewirbt.

My hubby just showed me this and I was lmao. :D

Missy the missing cat

Found that at kateheightmeyer and wanted to give it a try myself.^^





I used one of my almost 10 year old X-Files stories. *hehe* Lucky me I kept the translations. :D

Pls have a look at that pic and tell me what you see.^^

clicky