Why in the world...

... do almost all the fanfic writers think that McCoy thinks of Kirk as 'kid'? Hello the man is just 6 fucking years older than Jim. Being a little bit over 30 years he is nothing close to old!!! Why do they write about him as if he'd be the Mr. Kelly version from the last 'old' movie? I just don't get it and I hate to read this kind of shit! In one moment Bones thinks of Jim as 'kid' and in the next chapter he's giving Jim a blowjob. Helloho!!!! *headdesk*